• doctor: u have just given birth to two beautiful boys! what would u like to name them?
  • me: Leeds and Wellington
  • husband: uh, sweetie - don't u think we should discuss -
  • me: no bitch fuck you! you saw those swallow tattoos larry is ride or die I aint got time for the weak ones
  • husband: 
  • me: 
  • husband: 
  • me: 
  • doctor: birds don't even have eyebrows
  • me: SQUAAAAAAAAAD

bl-ossomed:

Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

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feministwomenofcolor:

You’re always in my thoughts, Palestine.

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

  • me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
  • me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.
tsq