• doctor: u have just given birth to two beautiful boys! what would u like to name them?
  • me: Leeds and Wellington
  • husband: uh, sweetie - don't u think we should discuss -
  • me: no bitch fuck you! you saw those swallow tattoos larry is ride or die I aint got time for the weak ones
  • husband: 
  • me: 
  • husband: 
  • me: 
  • doctor: birds don't even have eyebrows


Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast



You’re always in my thoughts, Palestine.


why is this so hard for people to understand

  • me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
  • me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.